We shared an Uber that picked me up from Waterfront. You were coming from dinner and talked about how you wish you were in bed, how you just moved, how I dress young, real estate, and being from ...

Have massive psychological problems due to their lack of stature. Who respects a runt? Nobody at all. They're usually bald too, due to all their worrying about people looking right over their heads.

and envy those people who live in places where there’s only one cel tower or it’s just really far away. This building must have been heavenly to live in before wifi.

The orange TACO is spewing crap about Canada again. I will designate this ongoing, continuous flow of smelly, empty-headed spurting of hot air: MOUTH FARTS. Don't have to look too hard to see that his ...

I walk into my boss' office and it just reeks of fart. Why oh why? All the time. What do I do? I get paid so well. Well, I learned to love it.